The Funny Things Kids Say
Saturday, May 9th, 2009 | Uncategorized
Here is a compilation of the funny things our students have said so far this year. Hope you enjoy!!
Question: Where do you swim?
Answer: I swim in my bedroom.
Question: But where do fish swim then?
Answer: They swim in the dining room.
Question: What is a kind of sport?
Anwer: Gameboy.
Question: Name a famous Ethiopian runner.
Answer: Barack Obama.
Question: Does a dinosaur still exist?
Answer: Yeah, in America.
Question: Where does a lion sleep/live?
Answer: In my bedroom.
Question: What does the doctor do?
Answer: He eats people.
Child’s response to looking at Van Gogh paintings….
“Miss Ruth, is that your sister in the painting?”
“Is that Superman in the sky?”
(Children’s response to the big bandage on my arm from injections…
“Miss Ruth, is that punishment??” (Sure felt like it for Miss Ruth!)
“Miss Ruth, did someone beat you??”
A kid said this to me during the last quarter of school…
“Miss Ruth, you’re a foreng (foreigner), yes??”
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