Pick-up Lines and Other Funny Happenings
Saturday, May 9th, 2009 | Uncategorized
As a single foreign woman in this country, you can get a lot of random pick-up lines without even trying. Here are some of the hilarious ones Cindy and I have received from men whose names we were never told…
1. Will you marry me?
-No.
-Why not?
-I don’t even know your name.
2. Would you marry me so that I can move to America to be with my girlfriend who lives there? (How romantic!)
3. I never kissed a white girl before.
4. I like white women.
5. I love you. (You believe in love at first sight?)
6. I need an English teacher. Will you teach me?
Funny things that have happened in Ethiopia….
1. Balding Man: The sun took my hair. My hat eats my hair.
2. On the way home from Harar, our bus stopped in the middle of nowhere. Why? So someone can buy a goat for dinner which they then strapped on top of the bus. (Poor goat!)
3. Question: How do you know when a goat has good meat (you buy it when it’s still alive)?
Answer: Just smell his butt. (Not sure what it’s supposed to smell like and I’m not going to ask!)
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